Eric's looking cute though. Kind of Irish.
He should be chasing boys on the beach, not this fish-looking prairie girl.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | March 31, 2023 3:43 AM |
Like that freaky PlayStation ad from 1999.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 2 | March 31, 2023 3:46 AM |
They CGI'd out two of her four eyes.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | March 31, 2023 3:53 AM |
Is she related to flounder-faced Mac repairman and tam o'shanter aficionado John Paul Mac Isaac?
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 5 | March 31, 2023 3:58 AM |
She’s from under the sea, and needs widely spaced eyes to spot predators before they eat her. An evolutionary advantage for a girl whose hobby is trawling shipwrecks for fun trinkets, while avoiding sharks.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | March 31, 2023 3:58 AM |
I thought they picked her because of that.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | March 31, 2023 4:19 AM |
Stop making fun of her eyes!
by Anonymous | reply 9 | March 31, 2023 4:21 AM |
she is a mermaid, maybe that's how it is under the sea?
by Anonymous | reply 10 | March 31, 2023 4:22 AM |
From OP’s own twitter account
by Anonymous | reply 11 | March 31, 2023 4:22 AM |
ultra wideset eyes are a sign of Fetal Alcohol Syndrome
by Anonymous | reply 12 | March 31, 2023 4:33 AM |
So now there's drinking fish.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | March 31, 2023 4:42 AM |
And what’s WRONG with the positioning of her eyes!???
by Anonymous | reply 15 | March 31, 2023 5:45 AM |
She’s like the creature from the Splice movie.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | March 31, 2023 5:56 AM |
How soon before this is quickly moved to Disney Plus?
by Anonymous | reply 18 | March 31, 2023 5:59 AM |
You MONSTERS, you MANIACS!
What have you done to its EYES!?
by Anonymous | reply 19 | March 31, 2023 5:59 AM |
Y'all realize that someone just did a photoshop and shrunk her eyes, right? Like Charlie Kirk-Style:
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 20 | March 31, 2023 6:01 AM |
Her eyes so far apart I could parallel park between them
by Anonymous | reply 21 | March 31, 2023 6:01 AM |
No, r20. Her eyes have been a topic of discussion for over a year now.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | March 31, 2023 6:26 AM |
I don’t see the problem.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | March 31, 2023 7:13 AM |
Thanks OP, for exposing your right wing Twitter troll account for us.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | March 31, 2023 7:16 AM |
She and Anya Taylor Joy look like fucking hammerhead sharks. I get that far-apart eyes look like infants that one is supposedly wired to want to take care of, but they need to fuck off with that shit when they’re also presenting them as strong women who don’t need no man. 🙄
by Anonymous | reply 25 | March 31, 2023 7:40 AM |
I’ll watch it for Jonah Hauer-King.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | March 31, 2023 7:53 AM |
Anya Taylor Joy is fugly!
This girl by contrast is goodlooking.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | March 31, 2023 7:58 AM |
R25. I actually like Anya TJ's look.
She looks infinitely better than the escaped fish lab experiment in OP's picture.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | March 31, 2023 8:28 AM |
I won't be watching this film. I don't think I could stand looking at that weird face for two hours.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | March 31, 2023 8:57 AM |
Why is Eric this short little twink when he’s supposed to be this big burly man?
by Anonymous | reply 31 | March 31, 2023 9:04 AM |
Why did they do Ariel so dirty like that? She’s one of the most iconic princesses and the casting should have been done right. Save the experimental casting for your lesser known movies like Pocahontas.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | March 31, 2023 9:06 AM |
I dare them to blind cast Pocahontas.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | March 31, 2023 9:11 AM |
Ariel is a big deal. She resurrected Disney after 50 years of not making princess movies with this whole renaissance era. She was the first princess for Gen X, Millennials, and even Gen X. She was their first introduction to Disney. She’s part of Disney’s holy trinity like how Superman, Batman, and Wonder Woman are to DC. How did they go so wrong on this casting? The execs should have had strict mandates on casting such an important character.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | March 31, 2023 9:19 AM |
Oh man, think of mermaid stories re-imagined as featuring H.P. Lovecraft's Deep Ones!
by Anonymous | reply 35 | March 31, 2023 9:38 AM |
Do you think The Little Mermaid will be a huge hit or a huge bomb?
by Anonymous | reply 36 | March 31, 2023 10:02 AM |
A bomb because they’re fucking with it.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | March 31, 2023 10:16 AM |
[quote]Why is Eric this short little twink when he’s supposed to be this big burly man?
Eric is basically an 80s pretty boy archetype, he isn't burly at all. If anything he's the only coherent casting choice.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 38 | March 31, 2023 10:17 AM |
Took one look at OP’s Twitter and he/it is a blatant Republican troll. FF off.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | March 31, 2023 10:17 AM |
R32 R33 Disney will never make a Pocahontas live-action. They got away with it in the 1990s, but now they'd be accused of romanticizing colonization. Alan Menken already talked about that:
[quote]I don't know if we'll ever be able to do Pocahontas, I think that story is going to be difficult. With modern sensibilities, it'd be hard - you're going to offend somebody.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | March 31, 2023 10:22 AM |
I don't see any problem here.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 41 | March 31, 2023 10:55 AM |
[quote]I won't be watching this film. I don't think I could stand looking at that weird face for two hours.
I won't be watching it because I'm over the age of 12, male, and with no small children whose entertainment I have to oversee. But I am interested to see how it does financially. There's been so much written about the negative prerelease reaction, and then Bailey and McCarthy were trotted out for that obnoxious promotion of it during the Oscar ceremony.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | March 31, 2023 11:14 AM |
I have no issue with the race of the main actress, I just think her acting looked pretty bad in the trailer. In fact, the whole thing looked odd, but then that often happens when you turn an animated movie into a live action film.
I'll watch it, just to see what it's really like, but not till it's on Disney Plus. It's not the sort of thing I'd go to the cinema for.
I expect its name will mean it does semi decently.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | March 31, 2023 11:25 AM |
[quote] Her eyes so far apart I could parallel park between them
Honey, no you couldn’t
by Anonymous | reply 44 | March 31, 2023 11:29 AM |
[quote] She was the first princess for Gen X, Millennials, and even Gen X.
But what about Gen X?
by Anonymous | reply 45 | March 31, 2023 11:31 AM |
Most fish's eyes are on opposite sides of their heads. It makes sense.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | March 31, 2023 11:34 AM |
[quote] Took one look at OP’s Twitter and he/it is a blatant Republican troll. FF off.
Wouldn’t be shocked if it were a Matt-fatso account. Her cioccolato bianco Twitter (before it was unveiled here and she closed it) had literally exactly the same sort of alt-right memes all over it.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | March 31, 2023 11:38 AM |
[quote] Most fish's eyes are on opposite sides of their heads. It makes sense.
But how do they see? How does it merge into one field of vision? Or is it like looking at two monitors at the same time and each eye is a monitor?
by Anonymous | reply 49 | March 31, 2023 7:11 PM |
Every time I see Halle Bailey I read Halle Berry.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | March 31, 2023 7:48 PM |
They don't have mermaids in Africa.
They have hippopotami.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | March 31, 2023 7:50 PM |
Every time I see Halle Bailey I read "stunt casting pretending to be color-blind" but really is as calculated as any casting choice - for $$."
by Anonymous | reply 53 | March 31, 2023 7:51 PM |
^ Me too. I messes with my brain.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | March 31, 2023 8:14 PM |
*It messes with my brain (I wasn’t lying!)
by Anonymous | reply 55 | March 31, 2023 8:15 PM |
R52 actually, they do have water spirits. Like Mami Wata.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | March 31, 2023 8:32 PM |
If we're being physically real, shouldn't her skin be translucent? Exactly, knock it off with the eyes.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | April 1, 2023 5:16 AM |
I've noticed an increased trend in celebrities with widely-spaced eyes. I suspect it's part of the transhumanist agenda and subverting the uncanny valley.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | April 1, 2023 7:05 AM |
[quote]She’s from under the sea, and needs widely spaced eyes to spot predators before they eat her. An evolutionary advantage for a girl whose hobby is trawling shipwrecks for fun trinkets, while avoiding sharks.
Tell that to SpongeBob, his eyes are perfectly normal.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | April 1, 2023 12:26 PM |
Isn't Halle Berry a little too old to be playing Ariel.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | April 1, 2023 12:28 PM |
R60 His eyes are freakish considering sponges have no eyes.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 62 | April 1, 2023 12:30 PM |
Halle Bailey is gorgeous, the CGI is not. I still don't understand the big deal about this movie. No one complained this much about Aladdin.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 63 | April 1, 2023 2:06 PM |
She’s got such a Disney face. She’s like the epitome of girl next door cuteness.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | April 1, 2023 4:31 PM |
[quote]She’s got such a Disney face. She’s like the epitome of girl next door cuteness.
Until she fucks up. It happens to all Disney kids.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | April 1, 2023 4:48 PM |
I see no problem - and believe me I can see around corners!
by Anonymous | reply 66 | April 1, 2023 4:59 PM |
The music of Chloe & Halle is actually pretty good. (The solo Chloe stuff, not so much.)
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 67 | April 1, 2023 5:19 PM |
She's a fish, fish have eyes like that.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | April 1, 2023 5:21 PM |
[Quote] It happens to all Disney kids.
She's a protege of Beyonce and Jay-Z. But that's likely no better.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | April 1, 2023 5:21 PM |
[quote]Every time I see Halle Bailey I read "stunt casting pretending to be color-blind" but really is as calculated as any casting choice - for $$."
Not for money, for woke brownie points.
This movie is going to lose money.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | April 1, 2023 5:25 PM |
[quote]She’s got such a Disney face. She’s like the epitome of girl next door cuteness.
You just that if Blue Whatever was older, mom and dad would have bought her that role.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | April 1, 2023 5:36 PM |
Halle and Chloe Bailey are both very pretty girls with beautiful singing days and I've been following them since their R&B mixtape days. Halle looks more like a Bratz doll to me though than a Disney princess. I don't care about the casting as most Disney live-action movies suck and no changing races of the heroes make them work. Who cares anyway? They make money and kids enjoy them.
Emma Watson was no Belle and I'm confused by that casting choice, way too British and pinched features for a voluptuous French beauty. Naomi Scott wasn't a bad-looking Jasmine since Jasmine actually looked Indian or Persian and dressed that way than Arab in the original.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | April 1, 2023 5:37 PM |
Blue Ivy must marry a man whose last name is League.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | April 1, 2023 5:52 PM |
R70 Nope. It's going to make a lot of money in The US and in Western countries. It will lose money in Asia, Middle East and India because they're very racist and colorist though.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | April 1, 2023 5:59 PM |
Did someone say marmalade?
by Anonymous | reply 75 | April 1, 2023 11:35 PM |
R74, I haven't heard any clamor to see this from anywhere. I don't think it is going to get any good word of mouth, either, judging from the reception of the trailer so far. Why do you think it's going to make so much money?
by Anonymous | reply 76 | April 2, 2023 7:28 PM |
[quote][R70] Nope. It's going to make a lot of money in The US and in Western countries.
How? Even if it did make money, they left a LOT of money on the table with this casting. If it makes $100 million, it would have made $300 million with an Ariel that looks exactly like the cartoon. Disney can spin it any way they want but they’re losing potential money on this.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | April 2, 2023 8:34 PM |
She's ugly. If they wanted to cast a black actress, there are dozens more attractive than her.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | April 6, 2023 11:44 PM |
I know it’s a fantastical creature who lives under the sea but still, why would a mermaid need melanin? 🤔
by Anonymous | reply 80 | April 7, 2023 12:10 AM |
The way I see it, Disney has spent millions on branding Ariel as a red-head with pale skin. Then they went against their own extremely effective branding and can't figure out why they got a negative reaction.
To me, the obvious thing would be to come up with fresh characters and a fresh storyline. It ain't that impossible. They did it with Moana and no one has a problem with Moana. No one has a problem with the multi-racial Encanto. What people don't like is the color-washing because, whether intentional or not, it's telling people that there was something wrong with the original character design and it needs to be updated. That's not really a good message. Better to expand than replace. People resent it when a character to whom they've grown attached is altered for non-creative reasons--in this case, it's Disney looking at demographic trends and holding on to copyrights.
As for the actress' eyes--she's cute, but she's not photogenic. She looks odd on film. Makes me think of how the girl playing Maria in the West Side Story remake was pretty, but looks odd on camera. It's funny how some people's faces work on camera and other's don't.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | April 7, 2023 1:07 AM |
R81 That Maria chick is next up as Disney’s Snow White because that makes sense.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | April 7, 2023 6:07 AM |
It’s a fantasy. It doesn’t have to make sense. She can be Snow Brown and the ability to fly if she wants.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | April 7, 2023 7:44 AM |
R83 Um, it’s right there IN THE TITLE.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | April 7, 2023 7:47 AM |
God the Bailey bitches are ugly. They belong in HIV commercials.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | April 7, 2023 7:48 AM |
So what? Titles change. Get with the times. It’s not Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs anymore.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | April 7, 2023 7:50 AM |
So Snow White with skin as white as snow as per the original story actually matters not a jot. So why even bother making Snow White?
by Anonymous | reply 87 | April 7, 2023 7:53 AM |
r2 It took me nearly a week to figure out what that photo reminded me of. It finally came to me today.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 88 | April 7, 2023 7:57 AM |
I don't know what's more offensive, a mermaid with dreadlocks or Snow Brown.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | April 7, 2023 8:03 AM |
[quote] So Snow White with skin as white as snow as per the original story actually matters not a jot. So why even bother making Snow White?
Wow, way to be a TERF. Her skin color has nothing to do with the story just like Areola’s skin color has nothing to do with her story.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | April 7, 2023 8:03 AM |
[quote] I don't know what's more offensive, a mermaid with dreadlocks or Snow Brown.
Wow, way to put down natural hair. Racist much? You think they have access to relaxers under the sea?
by Anonymous | reply 91 | April 7, 2023 8:04 AM |
R90 a TERF? Is Snow White trans now?
by Anonymous | reply 92 | April 7, 2023 8:16 AM |
Naturally fat people look weird when they don't have the weight on.
Just look at Star Jones.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | April 7, 2023 8:20 AM |
Yes, R92. She identifies as the fairest one of all, and anyone who disagrees is committing literal violence and denying her lived experience.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | April 7, 2023 8:50 AM |
[quote] [R90] a TERF? Is Snow White trans now?
Yes, transracial.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | April 7, 2023 9:12 AM |
R93, Halle looks that weird because she used to be fat?
by Anonymous | reply 96 | April 7, 2023 9:13 AM |
Snow White??!! Shouldn't they rename the movie "Sand Brown"?
by Anonymous | reply 97 | April 7, 2023 10:13 AM |
She's just meant to be fat, T96.
by Anonymous | reply 98 | April 7, 2023 4:44 PM |
My biggest gripe is the muted color palette and the shit-looking CGI.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | April 7, 2023 4:51 PM |
Poop Brown and the Seven Disabled Trans Women Of Color
by Anonymous | reply 101 | April 7, 2023 6:24 PM |
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